“Fear not the fury of the OH SH-”

May 14th, 2007

Man, what a tiring day. First, now we’ve got double period PE on Mondays, so that’s about…An hour of non-stop footie, which is not that good. I’ve gotten injured. Several times infact. I’ve got some weird marks on my inner-elbow (?) from a huge soccer ball blast, I don’t even remember if I saved it. Then I got tackled by the PE instructor, while trying to save the ball. I fell flat on my back and he accidentally kicked my knee, so now it’s scrapped and swollen. Ow.

On Mondays we now have extra accounting class, after school, so we go home about 40 minutes later.

To top it all off, I think I’m getting sick.

Vivian says Hi.

Yessir Cap'n!

May 13th, 2007

“‘Love’ is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds.” - HK47

Sadly, I agree with that statement, sometimes.

Post may be updated later.

May 4th, 2007

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining
sex to Chu
Beng’s son, Aloysius …

Aloy : Why is making love so
enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws,
same like when you dig your nose
with your finger mah !

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Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex
more
than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you
dig
dig your nose, your nose feel
better than your finger, right ?

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Aloy : Why do women hate it when they
get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the
load(road),den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or
not ? Ehhh ? Don’t pray pray ah

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Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have
sex
when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you
still go and dig meh?? Siow ah !Use
your Blain(brain), use your
blainnn ……….

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Aloy : Why is it most men don’t like
wearing condoms when they are making
love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah,
you like to dig with a glove
on your finger or not ? Not
the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight
(correct) or not?

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Aloy : Why is making love carried out
in
private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use
your blainnnnn . you go and dig your
nose in flont of your whole
class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

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Aloy : Wah …… Uncle Chu Kang, you
are very good.
PCK : Aiyah …… best in Singapore
and JB, and some say Batam also ah !!!

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Yay, it’s the weekend again. Been drooling over Crysis, due to be out later (hopefully) and Alliance: The Silent War. In ICT class we’ve finally begun to learn HTML, which I already have experience with, so I can gloat and chill, heh, not really ._. .
I recently bought the Oblivion expansion pack: Shivering Isles. It’s crazy. Really. The two states are Mania and Dementia, each with their own part of the city, New Sheoth, home of the Madgod Sheogorath, who’s known for causing it to rain cats and dogs, literally.

1st Day

May 1st, 2007

So today was the first day of school. It was pretty fun, for me anyway. School’s always fun, usually. I was particularly happy when I found out a certain teacher wouldn’t be ‘teaching’ (read: taking away our free time to make us write and write and write).

I’ve got guests over here visiting from..Penang? But they’re staying here for the short holidays. Speaking of which…

Wheee, two day holiday from now onwards! Don’t know why the school made us come this week, but eh. I finally bought that elusive Red Spot GCE book. It’s Math, so I still have to buy the Bio and Accounting. Grreat. RM120 gone.

Also, PLEASE guys, COMMENT. I NEED to see who’s reading and who’s not, so I can bother them to read. I’m pretty psyched about the CYOA, so vote!

Currently, the stories i’m thinking about are:

S.T.A.L.K.E.R : This (these?) stories will be based in the S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Shadow of Chernobyl universe. The location is the area surrounding the Chernobyl Nuclear Power plant, known as the Zone of Alienation, or more commonly known just as The Zone. The Zone is inhabited by dangerous mutants from the radiation, and Stalkers, who are people who illegally make their way into the zone to try to find Artifacts, irradiated materials or things found from strange gravitational or natural abnormalities, known as Anomalies. The Stalkers find the artifacts, and usually sell it to scientists working in the Zone to try to piece together a whole picture of what the Zone really is. Also, in occurrences of high anomaly levels, a Blow out may occur. These are massive changes in the atmosphere around the Zone, as the Blow out continually bathes the area in highly deadly radiation. Blow outs usually occur weekly, causing Stalkers to flee for their lives indoors, in an attempt to avoid getting caught outside.

Oblivion : This storyline is based in The Elder Scrolls universe, where magic and steel clash or work as one. As you can imagine, this would basically have knights, monsters, swords, horses, magic, dragons, inns, DRUNKEN DWARFS!, orcs, ETC ETC ETC! I’ve already written a story based on Oblivion, starring my half-cat-half-human-warrior-thief-thing, November. I am NOT going to publish it, so if you want to read it you have to beg and pay me 10 bucks. Nyahahahah.
The last story is..I don’t know, I haven’t thought of it yet.

So guys, PLEASE comment and vote.

Break the Silence

April 29th, 2007

Okay, cheesy use of a song title, but anyway.

The blog’s back; after a week of being pestered by someone and other stuff, here it is, a new post.

So what’s up with my life so far? The usual. Exams, holidays, etcetera etcetera. Today’s the last day of my 2 week holiday, and then it’s back to normal life, I suppose.

I don’t really know what else to write about; I’ve finished S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Shadow of Chernobyl about 8 or 9 times already (and it still doesn’t get old), reinstalled my Battlefield series and begun watching more movies.

I also reformatted my computer to get rid of a particularly annoying problem that infected my Windows Registry which caused an error pop up saying some malay .exe wouldn’t run, even without me even prompting it to.

The 26th marked the 21st anniversary of the Chernobyl NPP (Nuclear Power Plant) in Chernobyl, Ukraine.

Also, I’m thinking of starting a Create Your Own Adventure thing on this site, which would go down like this:
I’ll start off by writing about..I don’t know, 2 paragraphs (?) of a story, and then when a major/important actions have to be taken, I’ll write down the options in bullet form and you have to pick the option you want.

eg

You find yourself cornered in your apartment, a group of 3 men in suits are trying to smash their way through your apartment door to get to you. They seem to be armed with high powered pistols. Desperate, you look around for an escape route, or some sort of weapon. You glance into your kitchen, the knife drawer is a good option, you think. Then you look around your windows, all apartments have to have a fire escape, don’t they? Finally, you find one, but it seems too rickety and rusted to be able to sustain even one person’s weight. Below is a large trash bin filled with black bags of rubbish. You run back into your apartment to get your stuff, but large cracks are starting to appear near the hinges. You are running out of time.

A) Grab a couple of knives and HIDE! You know your apartment better than anyone else!

B) Try to get down from the fire escape, hopefully it’ll hold.

C) Grab your wallet, keys, and anything of value and try charging your way through the men.

_____________________

Okay, not a very good example, but it’ll do. Once I get enough votes, I’ll count it and the action with the most votes with be the path the story will take.

Hurrah hurrah.

July 24th, 2006

Yippee. My cousins came to visit from Cadania! How awesome. Had loads of fun today, even though I’ll never play Slap Jack again, because I keep getting my ass kicked so hard. Worst part is, I’m the one kicking it.

So tomorrow..Or later today, I have no idea what’re the plans. They want to go to Parkson to get their hair done, but I don’t know what I’m gonna do there. Apparantly some people think my face would look less round if my hair wasn’t so short, so I’m sticking with my current style.

I just saw Avalon on DVD, brought back by my uncle from Cadania too. THANKS AGAIN!
It’s great. Tomorrow I’ll probably be watching Stalker. Woot woot woot.

haHA ROONEY!

July 16th, 2006
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July 2nd, 2006

England and Brazil lost.

England got beaten by Portugal in a penalty shoot out; Wayne Rooney got red carded and David Beckham went off because of a leg injury.

Brazil lost to France, 1 - 0. France beat them at their own game.

Just came back from the Office, where mom works. Tried to help out a bit in the factory, but chilled in the office behind a desk, eating custard puffs.

Rarr.

July 1st, 2006

Hi.

Sooo….The exams’ve started. Yesterday, we had to do some Microsoft Excel practical exam in the computer lab. It seemed easy, until I realised I wrote some formula wrong, even though the result was correct.

Anyway, wish me luck.

I noticed that I’ve been getting spam comments from..Well, spammers, trying to indirectly sell me viagra.

I wanna fly a jet plane.

Doomsday

June 6th, 2006

So today’s the 6th of June, 2006. 666.

And I’m still alive. The worst effects I’m feeling right now’s my injured ankle, and the very mild (and very dead) storm that hit. To be honest, I knew the world wouldn’t end on this day in particular..Well, it could, but it didn’t. I believe that most things (if not everything) in the Bible’s fictitious. Where’d the 666 superstition come from? So, it would be foolish to actually believe the world would end today purely because the ‘greatest’ fairy tale in the world said so, is…Lunacy?

Of course, that’s just my opinion. Don’t try to nail me to a cross, though pies are welcome.