Last Post

Hey guys. It’s been a long time since i’ve updated, and I figured, eh. I’m going to be shutting the site down for good. There’s no point in keeping it up and wasting money in paying for the bandwidth.

I woke up at around 7 this morning, and went out cycling for awhile. I don’t know why, but it was impulse. Most of the time whenever I want to wake up early, it’s to go play computer games.

Anyway, I was taking the usual route around my house, pass the field/playground behind the neighbourhood. I’d decided to slow down by the time I reached the field, to rest and enjoy the still-cold breeze, when I noticed some scuffling at the opposite end of the field. That side is very close to the river path, and had a LOT of trees lining it, so it was pretty shady. It was a couple of guys, 1 of them, chinese I think…Was wearing a pair of grey-looking sweat pants and a blue t-shirt, while the other 2 were wearing what I THINK were jeans and t-shirts…

They looked to be having an argument so I just continued on-wards, picking up speed and finishing 1 lap of the route. I circled round the neighborhood once more and when I got back to the field…

It was f*cking horrible. The argument had broken out into a goddamn fist-fight. One of the guys in jeans, I think he had a knife, because when he attacked, the chinese guy just dropped. I was, honestly speaking, scared shitless.

I pedalled like I never did before, hoping those guys never noticed me or where I was going.

I reached home, accidentally crashing into front gate. I ran up to mom’s room mom got scared and said, “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.”

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo holmes! To Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later. I looked at my kingdom. I was finally there,
To sit on my throne as the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

2 Responses to “Last Post”

  1. jme Says:

    whoa dude.. what the frick. Im so confused?! You were high when you wrote this weren’t you.

    Lol I’ve witnessed a fist fight right infront of me at work. Luckily the counter was between me and those dude though.

  2. jme Says:

    People are silly.

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