Proof Of Existence

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Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex
more
than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you
dig
dig your nose, your nose feel
better than your finger, right ?

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Aloy : Why do women hate it when they
get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the
load(road),den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or
not ? Ehhh ? Don’t pray pray ah

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Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have
sex
when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you
still go and dig meh?? Siow ah !Use
your Blain(brain), use your
blainnn ……….

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Aloy : Why is it most men don’t like
wearing condoms when they are making
love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah,
you like to dig with a glove
on your finger or not ? Not
the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight
(correct) or not?

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Aloy : Why is making love carried out
in
private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use
your blainnnnn . you go and dig your
nose in flont of your whole
class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

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Aloy : Wah …… Uncle Chu Kang, you
are very good.
PCK : Aiyah …… best in Singapore
and JB, and some say Batam also ah !!!

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Yay, it’s the weekend again. Been drooling over Crysis, due to be out later (hopefully) and Alliance: The Silent War. In ICT class we’ve finally begun to learn HTML, which I already have experience with, so I can gloat and chill, heh, not really ._. .

I recently bought the Oblivion expansion pack: Shivering Isles. It’s crazy. Really. The two states are Mania and Dementia, each with their own part of the city, New Sheoth, home of the Madgod Sheogorath, who’s known for causing it to rain cats and dogs, literally.