Archive for May, 2007

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007

TRISTAN

  • Although the name Tristan creates the urge to be creative and original, we emphasize that it causes procrastination, lack of confidence, and the inability to realize your goals and ambitions.
  • This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the fluid systems, and tension or accidents to the head.
  • Your name of Tristan gives you the ability to be creative along practical lines of endeavour.
  • Your ideas can be very original and inventive.
  • You enjoy being with people in a social environment.
  • Your personal appearance is important to you, for you desire to make a good impression on others.
  • Your pleasant manner attracts people to you with their problems and you are capable of offering practical advice, though you would probably not follow such advice yourself.
  • This name causes you to be somewhat too concerned with the personalities, problems, and activities of other people.

Source: http://www.kabalarians.com/index.cfm

“Fear not the fury of the OH SH-”

Monday, May 14th, 2007

Man, what a tiring day. First, now we’ve got double period PE on Mondays, so that’s about…An hour of non-stop footie, which is not that good. I’ve gotten injured. Several times infact. I’ve got some weird marks on my inner-elbow (?) from a huge soccer ball blast, I don’t even remember if I saved it. Then I got tackled by the PE instructor, while trying to save the ball. I fell flat on my back and he accidentally kicked my knee, so now it’s scrapped and swollen. Ow.

On Mondays we now have extra accounting class, after school, so we go home about 40 minutes later.

To top it all off, I think I’m getting sick.

Vivian says Hi.

Yessir Cap'n!

Sunday, May 13th, 2007

“‘Love’ is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds.” - HK47

Sadly, I agree with that statement, sometimes.

Post may be updated later.

Friday, May 4th, 2007

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining
sex to Chu
Beng’s son, Aloysius …

Aloy : Why is making love so
enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws,
same like when you dig your nose
with your finger mah !

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Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex
more
than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you
dig
dig your nose, your nose feel
better than your finger, right ?

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Aloy : Why do women hate it when they
get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the
load(road),den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or
not ? Ehhh ? Don’t pray pray ah

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Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have
sex
when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you
still go and dig meh?? Siow ah !Use
your Blain(brain), use your
blainnn ……….

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Aloy : Why is it most men don’t like
wearing condoms when they are making
love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah,
you like to dig with a glove
on your finger or not ? Not
the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight
(correct) or not?

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Aloy : Why is making love carried out
in
private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use
your blainnnnn . you go and dig your
nose in flont of your whole
class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

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Aloy : Wah …… Uncle Chu Kang, you
are very good.
PCK : Aiyah …… best in Singapore
and JB, and some say Batam also ah !!!

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Yay, it’s the weekend again. Been drooling over Crysis, due to be out later (hopefully) and Alliance: The Silent War. In ICT class we’ve finally begun to learn HTML, which I already have experience with, so I can gloat and chill, heh, not really ._. .
I recently bought the Oblivion expansion pack: Shivering Isles. It’s crazy. Really. The two states are Mania and Dementia, each with their own part of the city, New Sheoth, home of the Madgod Sheogorath, who’s known for causing it to rain cats and dogs, literally.

1st Day

Tuesday, May 1st, 2007

So today was the first day of school. It was pretty fun, for me anyway. School’s always fun, usually. I was particularly happy when I found out a certain teacher wouldn’t be ‘teaching’ (read: taking away our free time to make us write and write and write).

I’ve got guests over here visiting from..Penang? But they’re staying here for the short holidays. Speaking of which…

Wheee, two day holiday from now onwards! Don’t know why the school made us come this week, but eh. I finally bought that elusive Red Spot GCE book. It’s Math, so I still have to buy the Bio and Accounting. Grreat. RM120 gone.

Also, PLEASE guys, COMMENT. I NEED to see who’s reading and who’s not, so I can bother them to read. I’m pretty psyched about the CYOA, so vote!

Currently, the stories i’m thinking about are:

S.T.A.L.K.E.R : This (these?) stories will be based in the S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Shadow of Chernobyl universe. The location is the area surrounding the Chernobyl Nuclear Power plant, known as the Zone of Alienation, or more commonly known just as The Zone. The Zone is inhabited by dangerous mutants from the radiation, and Stalkers, who are people who illegally make their way into the zone to try to find Artifacts, irradiated materials or things found from strange gravitational or natural abnormalities, known as Anomalies. The Stalkers find the artifacts, and usually sell it to scientists working in the Zone to try to piece together a whole picture of what the Zone really is. Also, in occurrences of high anomaly levels, a Blow out may occur. These are massive changes in the atmosphere around the Zone, as the Blow out continually bathes the area in highly deadly radiation. Blow outs usually occur weekly, causing Stalkers to flee for their lives indoors, in an attempt to avoid getting caught outside.

Oblivion : This storyline is based in The Elder Scrolls universe, where magic and steel clash or work as one. As you can imagine, this would basically have knights, monsters, swords, horses, magic, dragons, inns, DRUNKEN DWARFS!, orcs, ETC ETC ETC! I’ve already written a story based on Oblivion, starring my half-cat-half-human-warrior-thief-thing, November. I am NOT going to publish it, so if you want to read it you have to beg and pay me 10 bucks. Nyahahahah.
The last story is..I don’t know, I haven’t thought of it yet.

So guys, PLEASE comment and vote.