Archive for March, 2006

School post, episode 2.

Tuesday, March 7th, 2006

Once again, another ‘free’ period. Well, we’re supposed to be revising for the exam but…

People’ve been pestering me to update, so. Here.

  You don’t know jack shit
  That’s not true, I know him well
  Haha
  I’m serious
  Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children
  Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents’ objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
  However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
  She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.
  Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
  The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.
  Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
  So there.
  LOL
  I have actually chortled coke through my nose

Generic school blog post.

Thursday, March 2nd, 2006

I’m currently in school. I think the teacher gave us a free period. We’ve had a free periods for pretty much the whole day. A pretty long day.

if superman and batman got into a fight, who would win?
well, superman wears his undies on the outside…batman wears his on his head
tough call

Hahah.

I’ll most probably edit this later at home. Till then.

Wednesday, March 1st, 2006

Yo.

So, today’s Wednesday. The eye of the storm, the only good day between Tuesday and Thursday. The reason I like it is probably because it’s got art. Drew some sketches for the upcoming exam.

God I hate Tuesdays and Thursdays..

Decided to give the frootloop, the #%^& who threatened me, one last chance. If he does that ONE last time..

I’m in love with The Burning Red; a Machine Head song. I want it to be playing at my funeral.

My internet’s still stupid-slow.